Jealousy: Friday Flash Fiction Post

Misty by Justchasingfireflies by d2ybmge.jpg via DeviantArt.com

Misty by Justchasingfireflies by d2ybmge.jpg via DeviantArt.com

Edmund hissed.

His slave worried over the device. Enough was enough. The sun inched its way across the sky while the slave fussed and bothered over the machine. Edmund was bored. The slave had forgotten him.

He muttered to the other lord and lady. What is wrong with the slave?

“We don’t keep it busy enough.” Peaches licked her claws as she eyed the others.

“Nonsense.” Edmund rolled over and stretched then lay on his side. His yellow eyes blinked. We must give the slave some time to herself.

“Bollox.” Zaphod’s fur stood up straight as he arched his back. “Too much time on their own projects and they start to forget who’s in charge.”

Peaches rose up from her platform on the scratching tree and sank her claws into the central support, stretching her back into an inverted arch. “I agree with Zaphod. Let them take an inch and they want the whole house. Remember when we were kittens? All that bother about us not sleeping on the bed.” She ripped the carpet from the pillar. “As though the bed belonged to her!”

Edmund shook his head. “The slave uses the device to document us. That’s a good thing.”

“Sometimes.” Zaphod licked his paw and washed behind an ear. “Not often enough. The slave leaves us locked in the house for hours and comes home all involved with the device. What do we get when we investigate?”

“You walk on her controller.” Peaches coughed up a hair ball. “I’ve seen the monitor. All of the pictures go crazy. Your meddling ruined a perfectly good picture of me draped across the chair seat.”

“You think too much of yourself.” Zaphod sneered.

Peaches launched from the cat tree and chased Zaphod around the house. Candlesticks were knocked from the fireplace mantle, the end table lamp fell over and they pulled the curtains from one of the living room windows before they hissed at each other face to face and the slave separated them with tiny treats.

Back on the cat tree, Edmond sneered. “And you criticize the slave.” He rolled his eyes as he sharpened his claws. “Kittens. That’s what you are.”

Zaphod licked his paw and cleaned behind an ear. “Just a little exercise.

“The matter still remains about the device.” Peaches leapt down from the cat tree and stretched on the floor. “Time to take matters into my own paws.”

Zaphod and Edmond watched as Peaches wandered, nonchalantly, into the office. They followed. When they arrived, Peaches had already claimed the slave’s lap. Zaphod leapt up onto the printer. This device shook at random intervals and paper spit out that was easily hooked and destroyed. Edmond was left with the pile of paper in a basket at the side of the desk. Not ideal but paper wasn’t the cold of the glass topped desk, either. Good enough.

The slave did her best to work around Peaches, reaching over and around to the controller. Peaches wouldn’t hear of it. She butted her head into the slave’s hands at every move. The slave tried to remove Peaches. That only ended with the slave’s hand bleeding from Peaches’ retaliatory strike.

The slave set the detested device on the desktop. Peaches left the slave’s lap and approached the device. She sniffed it, then ever so gently, pushed it over the edge of the desk.

The slave leapt up, chair flying backward across the room. Edmond hissed and sprang straight up, paper flying through the air. Zaphod yowled and leapt onto the slave, who shrieked as the device hit the floor.

Peaches yawned and paced deliberately out of the room. Edmund and Zaphod followed as the slave yammered, kneeling over the broken device.

“My work is done.” Peaches eased into her cat bed, curled her tail over her nose and closed her eyes.

Edmond and Zaphod looked at each other. “I didn’t do it.” Edmond swiped a paw across his face.

“Me either.” Zaphod leapt up the cat tree and snuggled into a corner of a carpeted room. “Coming?”

Edmond followed. “Sure, twin. Don’t want to be around Peaches. She’s going to get it from the slave.”

They snuggled down together. “Not our problem.” Zaphod wrapped his tail around his nose. “Let her deal with it.”

 

 

Thank You!

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Flash Fiction Friday: My Freaky Cats

Misty by JustChasingFireflies via www.DeviantArt.com

Misty by JustChasingFireflies via www.DeviantArt.com

Mama was always a bit strange so it’s no wonder that her cat, Esme, a smoke-gray, yellow-eyed long hair, was also strange.  I brought Esme home with me the day before we went to clean out dear departed Mama’s house. It seemed to me the best course of action what with my brother and his wife and my husband packing boxes, tossing junk, and going in and out of the doors for a week.

Esme was not of the same opinion. She clawed me every morning as we headed out the door to go to Mama’s, shrieking and howling like something possessed. After the first day, even though the summer heat was stifling, I wore heavy jeans, just so I could get out the door only semi-wounded.

The first night I brought a few of Mama’s things back to my house, my choices from among Mama’s things. Esme inspected each item, low growling in her throat as she stropped back and forth against each object. That first day? I chose an antique lamp, not Tiffany but still the brass work and stained glass made a wonderful addition to my desk. I also picked a small oriental rug, also put in my office and an intricately carved shallow brass bowl that I put on a table also in my home office. Esme took up residence in that room, chasing out my other two cats and keeping them out.

The second day I came home with Mama’s herbal tea collection. Esme bounded into the kitchen as soon as I came through the door and leapt up onto the counter where I put the plastic sack of teas. She stuck her head so far into the bag I feared she’d suffocate so I dumped the baggies of tea out on the counter. The cat checked each baggie. My husband, Flynn, raised an eyebrow. “Maybe there’s catnip in one?”

I shook my head, “No, they’re all labled, none of them are catnip.”

The cat settled down over the baggies, paws folded neatly under her and began to purr, eyes half closed in contentment.

By the end of the week, the fur ball had inspected everything I brought home from Mama’s. In the evenings, with several of Mama’s things in my office, the cat curled up on the corner of my desk, it seemed as though Mama was there with me in the room.

The last day, all that remained in the house was a tattered book of recipes. My brother handed it to me. “You’re the daughter, and I don’t cook. Seems like this should go to you.”

I flipped through it. The handwriting wasn’t Mama’s. “This maybe from Grandma, you sure you don’t want it?”

He shook his head. “Nah, if it was Grandma’s, it makes a nice legacy for you. Something for you to pass onto Marie.”

Marie was my daughter. A dark haired, dark eyed quiet girl, a young image of my mother, now seven, it had been hard to explain about death to her. “Sure. I think she’d like that.”

That night, I was flipped open the book as I sat at my desk. Esme sat in front of me, at the very edge of the book, gold eyes staring at me. I read the inscription written in a very fine-lined Spenserian script, different than Grandma’s handwriting. I read it out loud to Esme.

From One to The Next,

From the Beginning Until the End.

The Lot is Passed,

Your Path to Wend.

I no more than said Wend, when Esme gave a yowl fit to wake the dead. The cat spun around and hissed as a gust of wind blew through the office and a mist appeared in front of my desk.

I dropped the book as the mist consolidated and formed a woman’s shape. Esme hissed again, back arched and tail fluffed out until it was three times its normal size.

“Welcome, daughter,” the misty form said.

The voice was familiar. “Mother?” I stood up.

“Yes.” The shape condensed until in front of me stood a very young version of my Mama.

My mind raced as I stumbled over my desk chair as I tried to back up. “How…?”

“It’s your turn,” the ghost told me. “Since the early 1800’s when that inscription was written, the gift has passed from mother to daughter upon the mother’s death.”

Esme jumped down and circled the ghost, a rumble deep in her chest, made my arm hair stand on end.

“What gift?”

“You can help people,” she told me. “You have the herbs, the book,” she pointed at the book, still open on my desk. “The recipes look normal but now, when you read it, cures and curses are laid open for your eyes only.”

I shook my head. “I don’t want to curse anybody.”

“Yet it’s available to you daughter, if you need it. Use your gift wisely.” The form began to evaporate.

“But, Mama,” I didn’t know what to say, what to ask. “Don’t go, you have to explain.”

“It’s all in the book, dear,” she began to wisp away. “Keep the book safe.”

And then she was gone. Esme yowled and hissed again at the spot where the wraith had stood.

Flynn shrugged the next week when I told him I wanted to put in an herb garden. He thought it was nostalgia for my mom. Marie joined me in the garden, learning each plant, how it grew, its everyday uses. It’s been sixty-two years and Esme’s kittens have come and gone. Marie is old now, too, she has the latest of Esme’s line, a regal Calico with too many toes. I’m preparing her. It’s too much power to just dump on an unsuspecting daughter.

 

The End

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Chuck Wendig’s 5 week Challenge Part 2: A Million Cats

I’m participating in a 5 week challenge by Chuck Wendig. The first week I wrote a 200 word story start. You can see it in last weeks blog post.

I sorted through the many fantastic story starts and chose one by Rebecca Douglas. Here’s the link to her blog: http://www.ninjalibrarian.com/2013/11/wendig-challenge-first-200-words.html

My task is to write a 2nd 200 words, moving the story forward. See Chuck’s site, http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2013/11/29/flash-fiction-challenge-200-words-at-a-time-part-two/ to get this week’s rules.

I’m keeping the title Rebecca gave the story so we all have some way to refer to it. So, here’s Rebecca’s start and my addition.

Millions of Cats Part 1 by Rebecca Douglass
November 26, 2013 at 11:52 PM //

Things never worked out according to plan when there were cats involved. I knew that, and I should have known better than to take the job. Either don’t try to plan or stay far from cats, and I knew which would have been better for me. But Keelan made it all sound so easy: we just had to pick up the consignment from Alpha-Centauri 4 and take them to Exilion 17. Four days, max, and two of them in hyperspace.

“What could go wrong?” I should really have run when Keelan said that, because you know as well as I do that anytime those words are uttered you should run, very fast, in the opposite direction.

Unfortunately, we needed cash, and the cat people had it. So we went and picked up the load of cats.

That was where the trouble first began. They were supposed to be crated, sedated, and ready to be picked up by fork lift and stowed in the cargo hold. But when we arrived, a team of cat-wranglers was still chasing them around a pen. We had to wait an extra three days for all of them to be properly prepared for flight.

Part 2: 2nd 200 words Connie Cockrell
Now we were late. We hadn’t started and penalties were being assessed. “Don’t worry,” Keelan said. “There’ll still be plenty of credits. We’ll be able to pay off the bank as soon as we get to Exilion 17.”

I knew better, Murphy’s Law was in full effect. We loaded the crated cats and took off. The first day we built up to hyperspace speed and cleared the solar system. I hit the button. Nothing happened. I stared at Keelan. “I’ll fix it.” He unstrapped. I grunted in reply. He pulled the cover off of the panel after I got up to get some tea. He was tracing the wiring when I came back, cup steaming.

“Got it.” He held up a burnt wire. “I’ll just reconnect the two ends and we’ll be on our way.”

I knew what he meant. He was going to twist the ends together and tape it. I’m supposed to trust my life to that? “What if it fries again? We’ll never get out of hyperspace.”

“No, no,” he mumbled as he twisted the wires. “This will be fine. We’ll get it fixed the right way when we get to Exilion 17.”